What would you say is your primary goal in life?

To witness the complete collapse of contemporary human civilisation.

Why is this goal important to you?

It will give me great pleasure to see our civilisation collapse because it is moribund, decadent, laughably myopic, corrupt to its core, and is - peversely - rendering the planet upon which we live uninhabitable to us at a rapidly accelerating rate.

Not that this last fact really matters, because said civilisation has already effectively reduced the human population of the so-called developed world to little more than an exceptionally pampered slave race of robotic drones, whilst the majority of us live in deprived flyblown squalor before starving to death or dropping dead of easily preventable diseases.

Moreover, said collapse appears to me to be occurring quite automatically anyway; I have nothing but the utmost respect for the inertia of natural forces and see no reason to struggle impotently against them.

What are you doing to persue this goal?

I do my best to encourage those around me who appear interested and appropriately suggestible to recognise the bankrupt, illusory nature of pretty much everything they have been socially conditioned to accept as 'real' and/or important throughout their lives, and to otherwise attack and undermine social institutions such as government, commerce, religion, temporality etc by whatever means easily present themselves to me.

Could you do more to realise your goal? 

Yes, I could probably work to achieve a higher degree of popular influence than I currently possess.

If so, why aren't you doing those things?

Our world seems to be doing a great job of falling apart and coming to an end by itself, and as such I see no reason to exert myself excessively.

Where do you see yourself in ten years' time?

Here, wherever that may happen to be. Alternately, I may be dead.

Where do you see yourself in twenty-five years time?

See above.

Rate the following aspects of your life in order of their importance to you, from most important to least important: career, friends, romance/sex, family (parents & siblings), family (children), sport/leisure/recreation/entertainment, spirituality, other.

I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it is farcically idiotic.