ME: Okay. We have.. there was this perfect moment earlier to record some audio which totally got fucked up because the music was too loud. But now I'm in the living room and there's Adam F*** here, and Gab, Ramm, Liv, Patrick, D*** Allen... SOMEONE IN BACKGROUND: They're leaving; they're leaving. ME: They're leaving! N**** Allen is leaving. [CUT] OMG, the number of awesome people. Wouters.. he's alright. [CUT] Yeah, so, that time has passed now. Wielgosz is here; she's smoking bongs. Adam-- Have you met Adam? You don't even know Adam. Oh my god! Oh my god. Life is... yeah, good. We're doing the blog audio now; Grimsey, would you like to say a few words? GRIMSEY: Who is it? ME: It's my blog. GRIMSEY: Ahhhhhhhhhh! Teigan's blog. Hi. Ah, this is, like, yeah, y'know. I'm here talking to Kirrily and a guy who I'm pretty sure is Che Guevara. I'm not entirely sure. I've been asking people whether they reckon he is or is or not. So I'll pass it on to Kirrily. This is Teigan's blog, going to.. passing on to Kirrily now. KIRRILY: What am I supposed to...? GRIMSEY: I dunno. Actually we were just talking - and I think you'll be interested in this, given our conversation on Thursday night - that Facebook is dead. And that consequently all the online media that everyone gets excited about, and the freedom, and stuff.. is dead. KIRRILY: Okay, okay. The birthday bug. [CACKLES] [PAUSE] GRIMSEY: Alright. So we're here talking about how Facebook is dead. We're gonna ask for a few words. Firstly, Kirrily - what is your opinion? Is Facebook dead? KIRRILY: No. [PAUSE] GRIMSEY: There you go. Okay, Che. Sometimes in the media it is hard to get an interview with, ah... y'know. And we're just going through people now, and we'll get an interview with him. He's currently, I think.. how far away from talking to me is him? [CORRECTING SELF] Is him. [CORRECTING SELF AGAIN] Is he. KIRRILY: Forever. GRIMSEY: Is forever? I dunno. I would say actually about a foot. Maybe two? I dunno. I'm never quite sure.. HENLEY [in background]: ...easier than creating an underground organisation... GRIMSEY: Alright, we have a source here.. excuse me.. we have a source here that Facebook is dead. Ah.. GAB: Is that Teigan's blog? GRIMSEY: I'm talking to Teigan's blog. GAB: Mother. Fucker. GRIMSEY: Okay, Facebook is dead. Say something to our listeners about the deadness of Facebook. GAB: Give the phone to R** [Henley]. HENLEY: [INSTANTLY & WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT] Facebook is a thing of the past. Nobody deals with Facebook anymore. And Twitter is just ridiculous; it's a fucking joke. Really, what needs to happen is people need to get out in public and actually do some shit. The shit that happens out in public is infinitely more interesting than anything that could possibly happen online in any situation. The online reality is old hat. We need a new fucking toy to play with. We really, really do. That's where things like... actually, sorry; I really can't talk about that. But anyway... I've heard somebody talking about some new thing that's happening which is taking peoples' perceptions offline in an incredibly interesting way; incredibly engaging, incredibly fucked up, incredibly twisted. It does people's fucking heads in. But people need to have their fucking heads done in; they really do. Because you know what? Life is fucking boring and predictable. So, this new thing coming along; it might be pure evil. In fact, someone like Teigan Evans here would probably say it was just pure evil; the owner of this blog. But I say that it's pure fucking genius. I say it's a new wave. I say it's *the* new wave. I say it's gonna be a new fucking "ism". Irrespective of whether it's in an art context, or in reality at large - who fucking cares? It's a new thing. It's. A. Really. Big. Deal. And that's with capitalisation. ME: N**** has been giving Adam free weed. GAB: He wants to start a business. ME: He wants to start a business. I don't know. What is wrong with people? ADAM: I don't know how giving away free weed is actually going to assist with starting a business. GAB: He wants you to know that he's got good stuff, so you'll be his customer. ADAM: [COMICALLY LONG PAUSE I REGRETTABLY EDITED OUT] Yeah, but I don't buy that much weed! ME: [GIGGLES] Maybe we've got enough audio. My god, it's gonna be interesting to listen to this..